Posts Tagged ‘starcraft 2’

Good question. Something awful have made a list of jokes pretending to be ‘fake’ answer from Blizzard employes of his email to them.

Here is some of it.

Tom Drivingschool
Diablo III On-Site Anesthesiologist

“Our lead designer locked his keys in the office three months ago and he’s too proud to call a locksmith. I honestly don’t think that wire hanger is going to reach the elevator button, much less get to the third floor.

Until something changes, we’re just camping out front all day with our laptops and playing Torchlight.”

Eric Hiccupcure
Diablo III Speedboat Physics Consultant

“We were actually ready to send the gold master out last month, but it turns out somewhere along the line spellcheck turned every instance of ‘Diablo’ into ‘Dublin’. Right now we’re regrouping figuring out whether we want to start the whole thing from scratch or just roll with it and rework the graphics/story to go all-out Gaelic with what we’ve got.”

Melissa Owlavoid
StarCraft II Sound Unstabilizer

“After we decided to split StarCraft II into three separate products, there was a lot of extra work to make sure things went smoothly. For example, the company’s lawyers have been meeting with all the developers to draw up our last wills and testaments so we’ll have everything squared away when we turn senile and/or expire sometime between the release of the second and third StarCraft II installments.”

Check it out at Something Awful

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Hi, welcome to this blog. Thank you for coming over here. I believe that you’re a fan of Diablo game by Blizzard. Basically I just made up this blog just to post anything related to Diablo especially current Diablo 3 development. Of course if you’re a fan of Diablo or even Blizzard, waiting patiently for Diablo 3 to come out would be too much for our heart and soul to take it. Worse, it could be several years before it comes out and that is not a difinite but a fairly statement, based on previous Blizzard track record.

Please bookmark my blog and leave comment to encourage me to update this blog. Of course I don’t have much time to do this, but if only any person care for my blog, even if only ONE, I’ll definitely response to you beautifully. So, please, if you have any expectation out of my blog, please leave a comment so that I’ll know someone come here, somebody read my blog.

I hope to post only Diablo topic here, but since Diablo fans might be Blizzard fans too, if there is exciting news about Starcraft 2, I’ll post it here too.

Bear with my language and grammar skill since I’m not an English native but English comes as second most important language in my country. My writing sucks after I graduated from secondary school. And that is because of my grammar.

And that’s all for now. Future post will be something like update, list of news of Diablo 3 so far. Most of it will be from top Diablo news site.

Thanks again for coming over here.

Regards,
‘Alex’